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4.A portable lamp that's also flexible and transforms from a closed, wood-bound book into an illuminating light piece.
5.An unlimited subscription to ComiXology so you have access to the largest selection of digital comics anywhere. You'll find over 25,000 comics, tons of graphic novels, and more manga than you'll know what to do with.
6.A scratch-and-sniff book about weed that's definitely legal in all 50 states, because your stash dried up weeks ago and you don't know what to do with yourself.
7.A women's fit tee for representing your spot on the varsity reading team regardless of how many books you've read this year.
8.A copy of Find The Poo to keep your brain sharp and focused while under quarantine. It's like Where's Waldo but in an era of social distancing.
9.An illustrated "rundown" of the crew at Dunder Mifflin so you can dominate the next The Office-themed trivia night at your local Poor Richard's Pub.
10.A trendy pendant necklace on a matching 18-inch chain that'll make it possible to literally keep "books" next to your heart.
11.A chilled out coloring book with 45 drawings to help you decompress and also serve as a vivid reminder that our furry friends have buttholes. Who knew it could bring such mindfulness?
12.A comfortable pair of socks adorned with titles of books that were once banned to show off your angsty disdain for censorship.
14.A 100% cotton onesie with a three-snap leg closure to pass your love of books on to a tiny loved one, even if you never seem to finish them.
15.An all-natural soy candle with notes of cinnamon, orange, and "library books" to take you on a nostalgic journey back to the good old days of the Dewey Decimal System. Make all the noise you want this time around.
16.A distressed ornamental book piece that will give your pad a unique rustic flair. Plus you can change them up stylistically for different looks.
17.A vegan junk food cookbook by a comfort food expert because technically a cookbook is still a book! Bonus: junk food.
18.This snarky poster of some of the greatest literary insults ever, so you'll always have a clever comeback for the trolls and haters.