Ever since the beginning of time darkness has conflicted with the light.
Wars were fought to keep the darkness from spreading.
After many years of fighting peace was finally established throughout society.
So one day the darkness decided to gather ranks in a full scale attack against the very liberties of cultural freedom and judicial democracy the light held dear! They called themselves the Al-Qaeda!
And so because boredom kills! Lord of The Rings 4: (Thunderclaps!) The Battle For Middle Earth!
But the first group wasn't very smart so they flew a plane into the world trade towers effectively killing themselves.
Some of the survivors decided to undertake the name ISIS. It was a powerful acronym that few people dared question!
ISIS started taking advantage of anyone they could to get what they desired! Domination!
A powerful uni-brow was assembled!
....Sooo ISIS became a Sunni military group that decided to establish an Islamic Caliphate and expand across the Middle Earth.
Countless people were beheaded in the name of anti-beheading.
What did you think this was all about!?
This was their nine to five. In all seriousness, this was the day to day basis of ISIS! The United States did things like this, but really all of it needed to stop!
So one day things reached a boiling point. Gandalf the legendary force of nature saw what they were doing to innocent men women and children.
Gandalf went to type in Isis Love and...
So just when the world started to lose hope the one man who could finally challenge darkness made an appearance after 3,000 years! Everyone thought he was dead!
Gandalf the legendary appeared!
Gandalf was like: "ISIS I heard you waging war against innocent children! This staff can go right up...
When ISIS showed up Gandalf had no idea what he was in for!
The sheer mass of the forces were unbelievable!
ISIS had tall, beautiful, sexy beasts erherm monsters ready to pounce at a moment's notice!
But Gandalf had friends in higher places than ISIS could ever imagine!
He even had friends in other dimensions! Let's just be clear. When the cavalry arrived for Gandalf the game shut down!
Hey are you guys even....
No seriously what the hell is going on!?
That's about the time ALL................HELL.................BROKE......LOOSE.
Gandalf informed the Sunni supporters of ISIS that ISIS could give a flying feces about their personal views. They had imposed their views of Islam onto Muslims already and as soon as they felt strong enough they would do it again.
Then Gandalf found the leader of ISIS and cut his head clean off! "Foreee!"
Everyone lived Happily Ever After.
That's when they stopped making so many unnecessary sequels to "Lord of The Rings." Then everyone REALLY lived happily ever after.