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10 Reasons Guys LOVE Tall Girls

An end to the myth about "tall chick phobia" once and for all.

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So we all know there is this ridiculous myth going around that guys only like short girls and nobody knows where it came from! Nope! Nobody. So let's blame it on feminism. "Tall girl phobia" is a feminist culture that was started to give those short girls a chance! Ask a hot tall girl anywhere what they are doing Sunday and 99% of the time she will tell you she has a boyfriend. That boyfriend is Jason Sk....erherm Statham, Jason Statham and Adam Lavine. Here are the top ten psychological reasons that all guys absolutely love those long-legged women! Nobody commands attention like a tall girl.

1. Because you're like, "yeah dude! Even my girl will stomp you! But first you'll have to look at those legs though. :)

2. She'll step on a betch.

3. Nope. No inferiority complexes about tall girls here. My sense of "male hood" does not depend on how short you are. These are testicles. :)

4. She be looking like a giant sex toy.

5. She'll wrap her legs around you for hours and hours...

6. Her sense of security does not depend on how tall you are because she knows, you'll stomp a betch either way!

7. After you pick her up you be feeling like aw yeah, girl. I be working out.

8. Because there is nothing sexier than a guy who can lift up a tall girl.

9. She can walk into a room and everything STOP.

10. NOBODY commands attention like a tall girl.

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