One of your friends tells you to get Flappy Bird? What the hell is that?
Oh it’s free?
TechCrunch tells me it’s impossible to get over 10: Challenge ACCEPTED.
What the, how do I even?
Oh so you tap the screen to guide a bird through holes in pipes? Easy peasy.
Damnit.
Try again.
I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH 1 PIPE. HOW?
Finally, you get your first 3
You hit 5 and decide to call it a night
Until you see your friend gold medaled it on Instagram.
AW HELL NO.
THE MOMENT YOU GET 12 AND YOUR LIFE IS VINDICATED
Fuck it, I’m going back to Candy Crush
Jason is a Digital Strategist at 88 Creative. Follow him on Twitter @Jasegiles.
