1. The dog park is the least romantic place imaginable. View this photo on Instagram @veryverymooch / Via instagram.com Who wants to be surrounded by dozens of adorable, cuddly pups? They're clearly just there to distract you from your date with their adorable eyes pleading for you to pet them. 2. Their entire Instagram is literally just photos of them and their dog looking *too fucking cute* together. View this photo on Instagram @timojpierre / Via instagram.com How many times can one person post the same swoon-worthy photo of their dog happily curled up with them on the couch? 3. And they'll make you scroll through EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE. View this photo on Instagram @angel_vogelpoel / Via instagram.com The adorableness might honestly give you a headache. 4. Dog owners aren't easygoing enough. View this photo on Instagram @mayathefluffyhusky / Via instagram.com Not sweating the little things is the exact opposite of what a down-to-earth person would do. 5. They're known for being reckless and irresponsible. @Nicaesperida / Via reddit.com Someone who remembers to buy dog food, keeps their pet clean, and schedules vet appointments regularly can only be described as such. 6. They're also not likely to be very forgiving. View this photo on Instagram @teddy_and_rosie_doodle / Via instagram.com Constantly cleaning up messes has conditioned dog parents to hold grudges. 7. They're totally selfish and will always put their needs above yours. View this photo on Instagram @meleajbaker / Via instagram.com Caring for another creature has only ever taught them to think about themselves. 8. They're also the WORST at cuddling. @forestwaker / Via reddit.com You'd think that having practice curling up with their dog every night would make them world-class cuddlers. 9. And you'll DEFINITELY be forced to snuggle with their pooch on the couch. @butterfly-chaser / Via reddit.com Be warned: Their dog will hop up and press their soft, fluffy heads into you. They literally will not let you leave because they'll wrap your legs in a furry hug. 10. And I hope you don't mind having a dog in your bed!!! @beautifuldisaster328 / Via reddit.com I could name 37 things that are WAY better than waking up to a warm, fluffy companion begging for a good morning hug. 11. And they think it's *so freaking adorable* when their giant beast gives you big 'ol, slobbery kisses. View this photo on Instagram @palmettovethospital / Via instagram.com Nothing says, "I love you" like a wet tongue on your cheek. 12. They're suuuper stingy with their money. View this photo on Instagram @pinkwhiskers1 / Via instagram.com Only cheapos buy vegan leather dog beds so their pup can sleep like royalty. 13. Your date's dog is 100% guaranteed to viciously attack your kid. @foxesonboxes / Via imgur.com Dogs are just SO violent and can't be taught to behave AT ALL. 14. You'll get *so tired* of going on walks with them and their dog. View this photo on Instagram @dorytheweim / Via instagram.com Clearly, they're trying to kill you with all this exercise. 15. And — worst of all — they'll teach you how to enjoy the little things in life. WeRateDogs™ @dog_rates This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye 04:08 PM - 03 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @dog_rates / Via Twitter: @dog_rates Because the hallmark of ANY terrible relationship is appreciating the tiny gestures.