15 Reasons Why You Should Never — Under Any Circumstance — Date A Dog Owner
The relationship will be a ruff one!
The dog park is the least romantic place imaginable.
Their entire Instagram is literally just photos of them and their dog looking *too fucking cute* together.
And they'll make you scroll through EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE.
Dog owners aren't easygoing enough.
They're known for being reckless and irresponsible.
They're also not likely to be very forgiving.
They're totally selfish and will always put their needs above yours.
They're also the WORST at cuddling.
And you'll DEFINITELY be forced to snuggle with their pooch on the couch.
And I hope you don't mind having a dog in your bed!!!
And they think it's *so freaking adorable* when their giant beast gives you big 'ol, slobbery kisses.
They're suuuper stingy with their money.
Your date's dog is 100% guaranteed to viciously attack your kid.
You'll get *so tired* of going on walks with them and their dog.
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