1. A pack of Magical Flames created with some serious sorcery that will completely transform the look of a regular ol' log fire. Simply toss this onto some wood-burning flames and behold: a colorful and vibrant art installation right in your backyard — that's sure to impress your nosy neighbors.
2. A mini disco ball chain because what could be more fun than accessorizing your mask ear loops and eyeglass stems with mini shiny disco balls?!
3. A set of Sea Bands that'll make you laugh in the face of the motion sickness that used to hold you back from living your best life. This nifty accessory targets an acupressure point on your wrist to help reduce nausea caused by, well, practically anything. So you can go from woozy to "Watch out 2022, I'm coming for you!"
4. A sheet mask.. for le derrière created to redefine the meaning of self-care in the next solar year. Thanks to natural, plant-based ingredients, you can slap on some moisture and tone every inch of your booty-ful self, one cheek at a time.
5. A levitating planter you'll wanna snag and plonk in your entryway if you're fishing for some extra "OoOh!"s amongst your plant parent pals. It's only appropriate that you also make the joke that this piece is just as magical as the feeling of successfully keeping a plant alive... That one's on us ;).
6. Alleyoop's Pen Pal to spark joy (and nostalgia) into your otherwise hum-drum routine. This 4-in-1 tool has the ability to create full looks and easy end-of-the-day touch-ups. Plus, it's *exceptionally* great if you're trying to cut down on the products you're carrying around.
7. Cleaning putty, which will effectively take your cleaning skills to an entirely new and exciting level. This orange goop satisfyingly lifts dirt and debris in as easy as one, two, three, so your car and keyboard can be free of crumbs and fuzz for a whole 'nother year.
8. A pack of bold abstract earrings, because even though you're embodying the new you it doesn't make chatting on awkward Zoom calls any easier... So avoid the small talk and let your accessories do all the talking instead. Just be warned, you'll still have to speak so you can answer all the inevitable "where did you get those from?!" inquiries.
9. A zip slicer to make you appear to be an actual wizard in the kitchen. This bb cuts down prep time to slice and dice ingredients in record timing, ready for that new recipe you've had bookmarked but have been putting off...until now.
10. A car vent dip clip so you can indulge in dunking alllll the different kinds of fries and nuggets you discover as you finally take that cross-country roadtrip. Never again will you fumble over special sauce in fear of it spilling all over your car as you cross state lines 👏.
11. A Marshmallow Whip Maker adored by those on ye old TikTok since it has the ability to turn regular (aka boring) cleanser into light, airy frothy goodness. Frothy foam = less irritation and friction against your skin + more fun-filled morning and nighttime routines.
12. An overflow cap for those who like to live on the edge...of their bathtub. This little gadget is perfect for anyone who favors a good soak that engulfs their entire body as this adds an extra 4 inches of bath water.
13. Magnetic lashes with no-glue-necessary application abilities, because putting that on with a shaky hand? No thanks. Instead, try this method that allows you to apply magnetic eyeliner (OK, wow) that the falsies will immediately stick to (OK, witchcraft).
14. A twisty memory foam pillow capable of getting you that good rest and comfort wherever you find yourself in 2022. Buffer between you and a cold airplane window? Look no further. Chin rest for watching flicks from your relatives' living room floor? Try this. Extra cushion for your car seat?... You get the idea.
15. Or! A cuddly U-shaped pillow so you can take off on your next adventure without the embarrassment of accidentally nodding off on your plane buddy's shoulder.
16. A set of four shimmering pots of edible glitter to help set your intentions for the next 365 days. Intentions being that you will now be the hostess with the most...sparkling desserts and beverages anyone has ever seen.
17. A hydrating Winky Lux lip balm that cleverly changes color with your skin's pH level. Taking the guesswork out of finding the perfect shade to match your complexion? Done. Thanks to this Instaworthy lippy that even has a flower living inside of it 👀.
18. A unique satin-lined Hairbrella designed to help you take on the day no matter what Mother Nature has in store for you. Rain, snow, and humidity are no match for this invention that will preserve your new 2022 'do, winter through summer.
19. Bendable Luminoodle LED lights because flash lights are so 2021. This wiggly thing will illuminate and adapt to any outdoor activity, and it even has magnets so you can attach it to your vehicle if car camping has been on your list of resolutions.
20. A totally cute orange juice vase that looks just as delicious as a fresh glass of OJ — and quite frankly is the perfect way to spice up any floral arrangement.
21. A gaspworthy pearl fringe(!!) headband you should rock if you're ready to go full on Gatsby this new year. This utterly divine accessory is sure to turn heads and is perfect for anyone looking to adopt a new alter ego with serious main character energy.
22. A backless lace bodysuit capable of taking you out of your comfort zone when it comes to your fashion choices next year. This number will step up your style in an instant, but just make sure you wear a coat when it's cold out — odds are that you won't want to cover this up ever, even in freezing temps.
23. Curie Whipped Body Wash here to awaken any morning, evening, or middle-of-the-day bathroom routine with its thick, frosty, looks-good-enough-to-eat body wash. Lather this all over your bod or just use it on the areas you choose to shave (since it doubles up as a shaving cream!) for your most moisturizing shower yet.
24. A three-barrel curling iron wand so unique and easy to use, you can achieve beachy, mermaid waves with little to no effort...or skill, really. Its clever design makes curling hair quick and beginner-friendly, which means maybe '22 is the year that you start making some captivating how-to TikToks?!
25. A water filtration straw to save you from lugging around a load of water for long periods of time. This will lighten your pack on remote trips and allow you to miraculously wet your whistle with clear, filtered water wherever you may go!
26. Remix Re:Wand Tool, because taking better care of your skin in the new year is not a unique concept; but a hand-carved wand that will level up your routine by stimulating circulation to reinvigorate tired-looking skin — and give your face a, keyword here, *relaxing* workout? Groundbreaking.
27. A bottle of thermal color-changing nail polish that has astounded over 1,000 reviewers with its magical qualities. This vegan and cruelty-free formula alters its appearance based on temperature, so you can get two creative looks for the price of one!
28. BYO Blush Oil magically reacts to the pH of your skin and actually changes color to adjust to your tone! That means everyone who uses it will have their own unique shade of blush to perk up their makeup. Plus, its feather-like formula withstands the heat, never feels greasy, and won't clog your precious pores.
29. A 24-oz Bindle water bottle complete with a roomy compartment to store your essentials in. And this clever thing also features a vacuum seal to keep cold bevs cold and hot ones hot for up to 12 hours so you can stay hydrated on that hike you've dreamt of doing for the past 30-something years.
30. Mulberry Silk No-Heat Curling Wand to effortlessly style slightly damp hair and reveal soft and luscious curls overnight — without the need to blast any heat source toward your strands. Just wrap your locks around the length of the silky rod and let it work its magic to build volume that admirers are raving lasts all day.
31. A glamorous metallic midi skirt you'll be enamored with from the moment you slip it on. And don't be surprised if you start to procure a sort of gliding motion as you walk, because we predict that this will unleash your true ~goddess from within~ vibes.
32. Kaleidoscopic window film to add some pizazz to your otherwise blah-looking living area. Because when that winter sun hits... *ahh* it's just what we need to get over the afternoon slump.
33. Pickle's Potions & Lotions Hoof Healer quickly tackles tough skin around your hooves with a soothing balm, so you don't have to keep 'em hidden if you're feeling daring and wanna slip on some backless shoes. Now you can rock those flip-flops year round, no prob. Go on with your bad self!
Pickle's Potions & Lotions / Etsy
Owner Kristin Mutchler runs this small business out of Wayne, Maine. And FYI, Hoof Healer was an Editor's Choice winner in the Beauty Shortlist Awards this year!
Promising review: "I love the packaging! I've been using the product for over a week and the results are stunning! My soles are not as rough or cracked anymore, giving me boosted confidence to show off my feet this summer! Thank you!!" —Alyssa
Get it from Pickle's Potions & Lotions on Etsy for $8.99+ (available in three scents and two sizes).