1. So at least you didn't start your week off like this:
2. And, hey, you weren't given this hint this morning:
3. Thankfully you didn't use this ~product~ in your hair:
4. Or resort to a ~fun~ new way to do hair:
5. And hell, you're not asking, "Where the fuck is my hair?!"
6. Think you're having a shitty day?
7. At least you're not running late because you're trapped:
8. Or literally forced to run away from your problems:
9. At least your life isn't a literal domino effect:
10. And you don't need to high-jump to get into your car:
11. At least you don't know the meaning of a tough crowd:
12. And you're not trying to impress your friends with your wicked skills:
13. At least you didn't think you were invincible after a couple of drinks:
15. And at least you didn't restore your faith in humanity only to question faith itself:
16. Look on the bright side, at least you have proof you exist:
17. And you weren't late to class because this happened:
18. At least you're not feeling the pain of being so close yet so far:
19. And haven't had to learn 'patience is a virtue' the hard way:
20. At least you order Seamless because you want to, not because you have to:
21. And when you do order Seamless, all your hopes and dreams aren't crushed:
22. I mean, maybe be thankful the next time you're complaining about a scratch on your car:
23. Or a cracked windshield:
24. Or even a broken heart:
