1. This woman who offered some helpful advice.
2. This girl and her laid-back approach to big ambitions:
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
3. This girl who made quite an impression.
a girl passed out at the party im at and was out for a solid hour or so and then we started playing africa and she rose from the dead right in the middle of the chorus
4. This grandma who had some sage advice.
My grandmothers 1925 version of “men are trash” x
5. This woman who thought of a sneaky prank.
im prankin this guy as if im sending nudes but in reality...im literally typing “Attachment: 1 Image”
6. And this grandma who didn't give a damn about the rules.
My sister told me a story of how my Grandad didn’t come home for Sunday dinner so my Grandma marched to the working men’s club (when women weren’t allowed in) with his plate of dinner and shoved it in front of him before sticking twos up saying ‘go fuck yerself’ wow feminist icon
7. This quick-thinking mum.
LMFAO my dad is going through his bank statements and goes “what’s U-L-T-A? $275 ? Is that utilities?” And my mom goes “ yeah I payed the bills “ and he said thank you. Lmao I AM SCREAMING
8. This grandma who is, in her own words, too blessed to be stressed.
🗣 Talk to em granny! 😂😂
9. This girl who is extremely relatable.
i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & when i asked her why not she said “its too much work”. i never felt anything on a spiritual level more than that right there
10. Janet, who honestly sounds really fun.
A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am.
11. This pregnant woman who made a compelling point.
The best thing I heard today was a pregnant woman arguing with her partner and she said, "I have two brains and you have one".
12. This woman nailing how to do the whole job hunting thing.
i've been a student for 10 years, is this how jobhunting works?
13. These women supporting their friend through a tough time.
There is a group of women getting on my flight and one has a shirt that says “just divorced” and the others have shirts that say “divorce support group” and they are all plastered. Those are the type of friends everyone needs in their life lmao
14. This wonderfully petty writer.
Once I made fun of a movie on here and the woman who wrote it followed me for 6 months and only faved 1 tweet, where I said I'd gotten sick
15. This tough-as-fuck grandma.
My gran works in Asda and was told last night to take essentials home incase she couldn’t get out today/tomorrow n she brought home 3 bottles of wine n a 40 fags talk about bear grylls
16. This woman who is making the world a better place.
this lady curated a list of her own reviews of restaurants that serve subpar pasta & it is my favorite thing online
17. This mum who is using her power wisely.
My mom dressed up and told me I would be grounded if I didn't take pictures of her
18. And this girl who we should all aspire to think like.
My niece: Mom I’m not having kids when I’m an adult. My sister: Why not? My niece: bc I’m not gonna have a man bc whenever i ask you for something you say you have to discuss it with daddy first and i just don’t have time for that. I’m gonna do what i want. 😂😭