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18 Tweets That Will Make Women Say "Please Stop Calling Me Out"

Girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? Just reach in and head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars..."

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When your friend is drunk crying in the bathroom & you hear your fav song come on so you need to eliminate the problem ASAP https://t.co/hw9pScWVtg

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girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? just reach in & head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars & take your next right then head straight & it should be there. if you've hit the 2007 target receipts you've gone too far"

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My girlfriend always asks me to wet down this spongy egg and every time she says “you can’t fuck this up dude just get it wet” and EVERY MOTHAFUCKIN TIME I bring it back it is either not wet enough or to fucking wet and I don’t know what’s wrong and what’s right anymore

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weird how 13 year olds are dead into skin care these days where as we used hairspray to set our faces for school

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when he asks for his hoody back

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I think I’m starting to understand girls Calling another girl bitch = probably friends Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends

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Your girl when she isn’t mad vs when she is mad at you

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when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs

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girls🤦🏽‍♀️ 1 minute uno

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When you’re fake mad at your man and you keep checking to see if he’s noticed https://t.co/iqFNvdke8S

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if she leaves you on open for 1-2 minutes and then sends a snap she likes you and she’s struggling to take a cute pic

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me using my high waisted jeans to cover all my insecurities

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Girls after they “shot their shot” by liking 1 picture

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Moaning during 69 to avoid doing my part >

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Girls will drink until their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only getting 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed& that “isn’t healthy for your skin”

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