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Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
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"millennials are narcissists" nigga i cannot afford an house, an car, an family, or 2-ply all i got is me myself and my front facing camera
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Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
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Old people: Millennials are ruining things. Millennials: You ruined the economy Old people: Yeah but you spend too much time on your phone.
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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman:
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love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy: - diamonds - houses - department store things
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Boomer: "Millennials want open office spaces." Millennial: "We want to be compensated for our labor." Boomer: "No you want bean bag chairs."
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BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire! MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
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save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"
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"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
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"This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
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My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.
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You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
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Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
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If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
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Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
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"Millennials are so entitled!" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
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There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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@TheEconomist I work at a grocery store