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Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot t… https://t.co/mNgHkp73qi
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Okay printer let’s print this document 🖨: WHOOOH YEAH ALRIGHT Oops made a mistake, cancel print job please 🖨: FU… https://t.co/2cxzyorLxu
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Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
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We really sitting here on our phone scrolling on an app while we float through space on a dying rock
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from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin
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When you accidentally open Internet Explorer
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My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has “Alexa”. This morning we were messing around with the google h… https://t.co/rwpyCkciEp
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using twitter on your phone while you have it open on your laptop
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I want an app for each website I visit. And I want all of them to have loud videos that play automatically. This is my ideal user experience
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Password must contain capital letter, a number, an emotional arc, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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Google: We really value your privacy Twitter: We’d never collect anything Apple: We securely encrypt everything o… https://t.co/4Wh48oqCh2
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If you email me, I apparently only respond at one of two times: After one second, or four and a half years later
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hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping
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Much like bitcoins, I too am expensive and nobody understands me
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I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become.
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Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on netflix* Netflix:
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When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
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me in 5th grade: if i can go on the computer today thatd be neat me now: if im not scrolling twitter while i brush my teeth im going to die