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    19 Tweets About Dentists That Will Make You Laugh Without Knowing Why

    "My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"


    Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time


    dentist: you need to stop grinding your teeth student athlete: Stop Grinding?😂 The Grind Never Stops💯 No Breaks😈 We Stay Dream Chasing💪


    "Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy."


    DENTIST: Any teeth giving u trouble? [tooth gives me throat slicing gesture] ME: No


    My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment.


    [dentist chair] how's school? *I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?


    [Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast...


    My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.


    DENTIST: how often do u brush ur teeth ME: twice a day. DENTIST: and floss? ME: tw--ttwice. … DENTIST: a day? … ME: i stand by wat i said.


    Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now


    Dentist: open Me: *opens* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: that's it, now come in and take a seat


    *Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?" FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!


    The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.


    My dentist said the other 4 out of 5 dentists are f@!?ing idiots. Then he flossed my teeth with a shoelace.


    My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?


    *Ted receiving best dentist award at the dentist awards* This is the only plaque that's allowed in my house *laughter* You the king, Ted!


    *dead body lying in a pool of blood* Good Cop: So much blood... Dentist Cop: Eh, he probably just didn't floss.


    Dentist: ok open up "Well I guess it all started when my dad left..." Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish

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