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If You Do 29/41 Of These Things, You're A Twentysomething Grandma

Is 11pm way too late to go to bed?

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  1. Tick off all the things you do
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    Insist on being in bed by 10pm at the very latest
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    Feel concerned when you see someone without a coat during cold weather
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    Own more than one pair of “sensible shoes”
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    Get a thrill from buying nice homeware
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    And spend your free time perusing nice homeware online
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    Love nothing more than getting into your pyjamas
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    Feel pleased when you receive things like slippers as a gift
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    Or fluffy socks
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    Regularly consider taking up knitting
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    Actually knit already
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    Prefer winter to summer because you get to wear knitwear
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    Watch property shows
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    Watch cooking shows
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    Are a big fan of The Great British Bake Off
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    Secretly enjoy antique shows
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    Get excited at the thought of buying a new kitchen appliance
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    Thoroughly research every kitchen appliance you buy
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    Have a growing scented candle collection
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    Feel a sense of loyalty to one particular candle brand
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    Prefer going out to dinner instead of going out for drinks
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    Spend a lot of time looking up new hobbies you can try
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    Have a recipe Pinterest board
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    And a home decor one
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    Prefer to see your friends at home instead of going out
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    Make a real ~occasion~ of having a bath
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    Own a wide variety of cardigans
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    Like to bake in your spare time
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    Never watch a movie after 9pm because you doubt you’ll stay awake through it
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    Stock your bag with every emergency item so that you’re a pharmacy, food shop, and stationery supplier all in one
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    Have a matching pyjama set
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    Like to have absolutely no weekend plans sometimes
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    And spend those weekends doing errands before settling down with a book
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    Arrive for everything a bit early
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    Avoid drinking coffee after a certain time of day because it’ll keep you up all night
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    And prefer tea for the evenings
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    Have a special/favourite mug for the aforementioned hot drinks
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    Feel slightly exhausted when everyone starts using a new app because you can’t get your head around it
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    Leave pretty much every house party by midnight
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    Base most of your social plans around food
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    Find planning little day trips to places really fun
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    Use “practical” as a sincere compliment
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