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19 Things Only Sensible People Will Relate To

The instructions on packets are there for a reason, people.

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2. And you're often in charge of taking care of anyone who has too many drinks.

Exactly what it's like taking care of a drunk friend

4. Your friends' parents think you're wonderful.

when my friends parents tell me im a delight

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8. When it's your birthday, you request only practical gifts from your loved ones.

When I was 11 somebody bought me a toaster for Christmas and I guess I was pretty happy

"I have a disproportionately low number of teaspoons so yes, teaspoons please. What do you mean that's weird?"

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10. You take the instructions on packets and recipes very, very seriously.

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"Listen, it says it needs to cook for 25 minutes and it's only been 24 minutes so if I take it out now we'll all die of food poisoning is that what you want?!"

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13. You buy shoes based on comfort and practicality.

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And probably inspect the soles for five minutes, to check for "good grip".

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17. Spontaneity isn't really your cup of tea, how will you prepare for all the possible outcomes?

I hate spontaneity I need plans I need order I need pre meditated intentions I need to read your itinerary & approve it

Where are we going? What are we doing? Do I need a jacket? Should I pack a sandwich?