1. You've tried all different kinds of eyeliner, so now you're something of an expert.
2. All your eyeliner experience means that usually you can get it completely perfect.
3. So it feels confusing when, despite all your practise, it still goes wrong.
4. You get through so much of it that you constantly have to restock.
5. And because buying so much eyeliner can end up costing loads, you know all about the best inexpensive ones.
6. You have plenty of these for correcting minor mistakes.
7. You're always low-key checking out other people's eyeliner.
8. You tried out a whole bunch of different styles before settling one the one you have now.
9. Sometimes bad eyeliner has the power to piss you off for most of the day.
10. But when your eyeliner is perfect, you feel pretty unstoppable.
11. You can't resist turning your hand into an eyeliner canvas when you go shopping.
12. You can completely suppress the urge to rub your eyes, because you know it's not worth smearing your eyeliner for.
13. You can even appreciate good "eyeliner" looks in nature.
14. No matter what other makeup you're wearing, you don't consider yourself "done" until you have eyeliner on.
15. So while you don't mind rushing your foundation or concealer, you refuse to rush your eyeliner.
16. Even if it means you end up running behind schedule.
17. Complimenting your eyeliner is definitely the quickest way to your heart.
18. But your favourite people are those who ask you for eyeliner tips, even if all you can say is "hope for the best".
