Buzz·Posted on 27 Mar 201818 Embarrassing Stories That You'll Feel A Tiny Bit Guilty For Laughing At"Just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib."by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. maskulla💀 @MakVest I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." https://t.co/3FXUdPdO88 07:11 PM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jada @jadmev my mom pulled down my tube top to cover my stomach and my titties fell out so now everybody at sams club knows what my titties look like 10:32 PM - 20 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ceci ✮ @CeciMula I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday. 05:14 AM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. autumnpaige @autumnsays_ I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy...my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water” *students erupt in laughter* 07:44 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 🇳🇬🇯🇲 @FeyiCarter I’m really tired of being 5’2. How can we move to our new house and the kids in the neighbourhood, knocked on my door to ask my dad if im playing out. I’m fuming. I’m turning 22 in 2 months 09:13 PM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov i got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who i don't know and we both reached for the same button so i said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so i am seeking employment elsewhere. let me know of any jobs please 06:11 AM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Meghan Alexandra @megalexandrax As if the police have just came to my house. They explained to me someone took photos of my car as they where worried as blonde hair was sticking out the back. The policeman then asked me to open my boot so I did. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED it was ma clip in weave😂 09:24 PM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jessss @jessicaabrownnn Ok so last night a girl was crying in the toilets cause her ex got a lass pregnant who he cheated on her with, so me tryna make her feel better said "could be you tho and kids are awful u don't want them" she looked me dead in the eye and said "I already have two kids" 11:40 AM - 01 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. JORDAN☀👀 @TheRavenousDyke So they changed my gate in my layover and I ask the employee what the gate changed too. I showed her my screenshotted ticket and she looked at me strange and just ask me where I was going. I told her and then looked at my phone to realize I was actually showing her this https://t.co/ZvfqV4p4yn 02:54 PM - 29 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 𝖘𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 @araslanian_ BRO IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED 06:53 AM - 23 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Syd @s_kerekes My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes. Dating is rough. 02:27 PM - 21 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. decent pigeon @decentbirthday It was a quiet car ride 05:25 PM - 14 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Josh @yourejoshinme_ I met someone today who worked for Triple A and I thought they said Chick-fil-A so after 15 min of talking, I asked what his specific job was and he said roadside assistance and I was like wow chick-fil-a is unmatched...then I asked how they make their sauce and then it got weird 02:37 AM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. aiman @_aimaaaaan my fiancé’s mother texted to check up on me and omg im gonna kms 11:20 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kristina Novakovic @XtinaNovakovic SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this 01:12 PM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. onion o neill @geaney_ Thought somebody was honestly chasing me home with a flute I was so scared and then I realized it was the wind blowing through the holes of my crutches ahahahahahhahahaha ahahhaahahah ahahhahaah shat it 12:47 AM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lesley Goynes @lesleygoynes So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh https://t.co/UalGTUeb9C 04:44 PM - 02 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Brooke Fraser @brookefraser21_ My mum introduced me to the students that are staying with us earlier when I had make up on and I’ve just came down after my shower with wet hair and they introduced them self again ahahahahah I’m the same person fs 🙂 07:15 PM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite