Buzz·Posted on 25 Oct 201619 Times The Women Of Scottish Twitter Made You Piss Yourself Laughing"Why do boys beep at u when they drive past??? Gees us a second while a run after ur fiat punto."by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. CG @celinegorman_ My pal tried to talk dirty to a guy when he was lickin her out and said "tell me what I taste like" - he replied "eh a Dono.. fanny?" 😩😩😂😂 09:49 PM - 09 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Abby @abbyleitch_ So ma foundation can stain ma carpet for about 10 year but no stay on ma face for 10 minute 07:25 AM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cb @CourtneyBankss_ When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan 02:51 PM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. dominique @domtaylor_ Feel like a super freak when I see some1 in person who av stalked on Instagram, u have no idea who I am but loved ur outfit @ the weekend x 12:53 PM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ronald Villiers @laurencockburn "Lassies who drink pints are disgustin" "Lassies who talk 😷" "Lassies who don't exist for the sole purpose of ma pleasure 😩👎" 08:25 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. eD @emily_devanney Sad to think our generation was the last to go through the butterfly transformation.Lassies r bursting oot the womb with a sleek contour kit 09:22 AM - 12 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kendra @auntiekenny_ girls just wanna have fun makes me so emotional cause like, they actual dae just wanty have fun 05:50 PM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Shannon Kelly @shankellly How do girls bfs know what makeup to buy them Kieran is so clueless.. Girl in Mac asks him my skin colour n he's like eh white British 🤔 10:50 AM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. T @taylawhitelaw Why do boys beep at u when they drive past?? Gees a second while a run after ur fiat punto 04:53 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kirst hanks. @kirstyas2 when the squads heavy roasting u n yer just sitting there like, pls stop am just a wee 09:27 PM - 27 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Morgan McConville @morganmcconnn Why does yer mirror, front camera, back camera make ye look so different in every wan??? Wit wan is the real me 11:54 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Emily @emilyrobbiex New snapchat is shite . Watching my pals story n thinking 'where the hell are they????' n it's not even them its Kim K at the gym 08:05 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ché @che_Mcsorley Sad thing is girls go out n think they're getting slagged by eachother when half the time she's saying to her pal she likes your dress 11:44 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. nat G @nataliegill13 When ur in a mood n ur lit 'night' n they reply night? Like sorry? Am no actual goin to sleep ya fuckin whopper talk to me !!!!! 10:31 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sarah @_xSarahKelly how gid are parties w/ ur mums pals :)) folk you dunno calling u stunnin n ur walking about aw night lookin like a 4 feelin like a 12 10:08 AM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Morgan Halfpenny @morganhalfpenny It's 2015 and people still can't grasp the sarcastic 'x' at the end of a text and proceed to gee u one back naw babe am ragin no flirtin x 11:05 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. rhigan @rhigbennett Y is my Instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast, just have some coco pops and piss off 09:11 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Robyn🕸 @robyn_gee see when yer buzzin to tell yer pal suhin and they're like "aye I know" fuck off naw ye dinny 09:39 PM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Holly @hollyrusk1 when yer lit HAPPY BDAY!! HAVE AN AMAZIN DAY LYSM❤️Xx n they reply "thanks x" :| a take tht right back haha, hope yer cake goes up in flames 07:33 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite