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21 Of The Pettiest People On The Entire Planet

We can all only aspire to be this petty.

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1. This writer who played the long game.

Once I made fun of a movie on here and the woman who wrote it followed me for 6 months and only faved 1 tweet, where I said I'd gotten sick

2. This ex-boyfriend who found the perfect thing to send.

One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again

3. This employee who had the best petty response.

African guy at my job got a "talking to" about his african flag mug after the election because it was seen as divis…

4. This boyfriend who took an answer literally.

my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. πŸ™„

5. This savage (and talented) AF artist.

My own post appeared on my feed today so I thought I'd remind everyone that I once actually spent like two hours ju…

6. These guys who added a graphic design element to their pettiness.

7. This dad who wants to make things clear.

I open Kye baby bag and see this 😭😭😭

8. This woman who was petty through the medium of knitting.

9. This roommate who wasn't fucking around.

today i found all the subtweets my roommate has made about me, so i printed them out and hung them up in our dorm ❀

10. This guy who committed to his pettiness.

I'm tired of y'all playing so much πŸ˜‚

11. This stranger who has absolutely zero chill.


12. This guy who just didn't give a fuck.

When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back

13. This coworker who is all of us when a colleague eats our food.

Someone ate mango ya colleague πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. This woman who found a solution way more creative than cropping a picture.

y'all ever stop fw someone but like the way YOU looked in the pic... so you gotta...

15. This guy who was sick of noisy neighbours.

My neighbor keeps vacuuming his floor when Im sleeping at night. I started vacuuming the ceiling as he sleeps at 3am

16. This roommate who might just be an evil genius.

My flatmate pissed me off so I froze their cutlery into an ice block

17. This mum who understands how to really hold a grudge.

18. This cat who proves even animals aren't above being petty.

19. This son who is causing chaos at a young age.

My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...

20. This person who takes their food seriously.

It's sad I have to do dis in my own crib so dat nobody eat my shit

21. And this dad who has perfected how to subtweet.