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you: Papa John's me, an intellectual: Father Jonathan
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you: tweeted me, an intellectual: twote
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u : jude law me, an intellectual : judith legislation
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you: I am shook me, an intellectual: I am shooketh
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you: RIP me, an intellectual: rugrats in paris
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you: I nutted me, an intellectual: I pistachio'd
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you, a nerd: doctor who me, an intellectual: whomst'd've, PhD
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you: choke me daddy me, an intellectual: restrict my airflow patriarchal figure
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