18 Dirty Jokes That Will Make Women Scream With Laughter

“Guy: *gets blowjob*. Guy: did you cum babe.”

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If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I'm your mom now respect me

— Lisa (@champagneeelisa)
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*having sex* boy: did you cum yet girl: not yet boy: *does nothing* how about now? girl: sure boy: sweet

— mom (@sarah_lawwwd)
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i'm still thinking about this tweet i just need to keep it here on file

— *.⋆( ˘̴͈́ ॢ꒵ॢ ˘̴͈̀ ) (@lilpochaco)
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Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick Me:

— ma chérie 💘 (@lizardrey74)

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Jasmin Nahar is a junior staff writer at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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