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me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens
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i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
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"I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
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"Sorry, your card declined" Okay but why you so loud for?
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[checks bank account] more fake news smh
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When my mom asks me how much money I spend on food