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They would be really keen to point out when he shows off his waist.
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And when he makes some ~adventurous~ wardrobe choices.
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But the media would ask some important questions about his day job, such as, should he have one?
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They might say that with his enviable looks and lifestyle, he has it all.
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No detail would be spared in the event he gets whisked away for his birthday.
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But he might get a new nickname in the process.
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Maybe he'll no longer talk, but instead nag.
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And maybe they'll just wax lyrical about his trendsetting ways but remind you he's so much more than a sharp suit.
