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    If The Media Wrote About Theresa May's Husband The Way They Write About Samantha Cameron

    Wonder how much they'll talk about him ~vamping up his style~.

    1. They would be really keen to point out when he shows off his waist.

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    2. And when he makes some ~adventurous~ wardrobe choices.

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    3. They would applaud him for bringing trousers to the forefront of fashion. / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    4. They might even hail him as the perfect party husband.

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    5. But the media would ask some important questions about his day job, such as, should he have one? / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    6. They might say that with his enviable looks and lifestyle, he has it all. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    7. No detail would be spared in the event he gets whisked away for his birthday. / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    8. But he might get a new nickname in the process. / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed / Jeff J Mitchell

    9. It's OK though, because maybe even an ice king is actually self-deprecating and warm. / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    10. Maybe he'll no longer talk, but instead nag. / Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed

    Nagging husbands, amirite ladies?

    11. And maybe they'll just wax lyrical about his trendsetting ways but remind you he's so much more than a sharp suit.

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    A man who can dress himself and has a job? Where do I sign up?