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If People Talked About Men The Way They Talk About Women In The Olympics

'Why Usain Bolt is the Simone Biles of Running.'

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1. Men would be described in relation to their wives.

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2. Male athletes would be criticised for using their "exotic beauty" to their advantage.

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3. They would be subject to extremely gross comments like these ones circa the 2012 Olympics.

4. And male athletes would always be compared to a female equivalent.

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5. Men would never be the first ones mentioned.

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6. The stylishness of their outfits would really matter.

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7. And time would need to be set aside to discuss what they should and shouldn't do with their own face.

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8. The fact that some Olympians are dads would be a big deal.

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9. Men would be slammed for what they wore – but the women wouldn't be shamed.

10. And people would call out the men for being a bad role model to children...

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11. ...but celebrate the women.

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12. And people would point out the most irrelevant details about a man's appearance.

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