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How Much Do You Spoil Your Dog?

Hands up if you celebrate your dog's birthday.

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    Bought your dog a birthday present.
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    Bought your dog two birthday presents.
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    Bought your dog more than two birthday presents.
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    Bought your dog a present that cost more than £30.
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    Wrapped your dog’s presents.
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    Thrown your dog a birthday party.
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    Invited your friends to this party.
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    Sung “Happy Birthday” to your dog.
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    Made your loved ones sing “Happy Birthday” to your dog.
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    Given your dog their own Christmas dinner.
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    Dressed them up in antlers for Christmas.
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    Bought them a Christmas stocking.
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    Hidden the stocking from your dog in the build-up to Christmas, so as not to ruin the surprise.
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    Given your dog a speech about how much you love them before leaving for work in the morning.
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    Ran late for work because you were giving your dog a speech about how much you love them.
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    Taken them for pet photoshoots.
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    Bought your dog a title online so that they wouldn’t just be Fluffkins, they’d be Lord Fluffkins.
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    Put framed pictures of your dog on the wall.
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    Put more than three framed pictures of your dog on the wall.
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    Arranged playdates for them with other dogs.
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    Bought peanut butter just for your dog.
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    Bought fancy cheese for your dog.
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    Made an Instagram account for them.
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    Made a Facebook account for them.
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    Updated that account once a week.
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    Updated that account more than once a week.
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    Posted statuses from that account about how much your dog loves you.
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    Tagged your dog’s Facebook account in one of your own statuses.
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    Let them on the sofa.
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    Let them on the bed.
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    Let them sleep with you on your bed.
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    Slept on the sofa so as to not disturb your dog on the bed.
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    Sat on the floor because your dog wanted to stretch out on the sofa.
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    Given them access to every room in the house when you’re not at home.
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    Given them their own room.
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    Bought them a jacket.
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    Bought them multiple jackets.
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    Bought them boots.
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    Dressed them up for Halloween.
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    Made them a costume.
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    Matched their Halloween costume to yours.
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    Gotten them a special blanket.
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    Gotten them their own duvet.
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    Tucked them in when they’ve fallen asleep.
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    Made your dog a mini version of your dinner.
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    Gone out specifically to get dog treats.
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    Allowed your dog to claim a special spot on the sofa.
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    Had to move along the sofa so your dog can sit in their spot.
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    Gotten them their own pillow.
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    Let your dog have your pillow as well as their own.
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    Accepted that there’s chair in the dining room you can’t sit on because it’s theirs.
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    Gotten your dog a paddling pool.
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    Put a fan in the room for your dog because you were worried about them getting too hot in the night.
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    Given your dog a number of nicknames unrelated to their name.
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    Such as “sweet baby moose”.
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    Or “blessed butterball”.
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    Referred to your dog as your son or daughter.
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    Bought chicken just for your dog.
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    Bought steak for your dog.
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    Given your dog dessert.
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    Bought them multiple chew toys.
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    Bought them multiple plush toys.
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    Struggled to find room for all their things.
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    Bought special ear-cleaning wipes for your dog.
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    Given a loved one keys to your place specifically so that they can babysit your dog when you’re out all day.
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    Missed a party because your dog looked sad while you were leaving and you didn’t want to upset them.
 
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