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How Much Of An Asshole Were You In 2017?

2018 resolution: Be less of an asshole.

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  1. Tick off all the things you did in 2017
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    Didn't hold the elevator for someone after seeing them run for it.
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    Cancelled plans with someone at the last minute without a real reason.
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    Ate someone else’s food from the fridge.
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    “Forgot” to return something a friend lent to you.
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    Didn’t take care of something you were lent, and returned it in worse condition than you got it.
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    Dropped litter.
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    Started a rumour about someone.
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    Passed on gossip you heard despite not knowing if it was true.
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    Pretended not to hear someone trying to talk to you, because you couldn’t be bothered with them.
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    Ghosted someone.
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    Revealed a friend’s secret after swearing you’d keep it to yourself.
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    Cut ahead in a queue.
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    Shouted at a retail worker or server.
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    Snapped your fingers at a waiter/waitress to get their attention.
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    Talked loudly throughout a movie.
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    Didn’t replace the toilet paper after finishing a roll.
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    Neglected to use the turn signals on your car.
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    Turned up late for something and didn't apologise.
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    Took credit for something you didn’t do.
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    Scrolled through your phone the whole time a friend was chatting to you.
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    Promised to help a friend with something and then didn't follow through with it.
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    Saw an important message from someone and chose to ignore it.
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    Bitched about a friend.
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    Didn't wipe down machines you used at the gym after leaving them all sweaty.
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    Saw an old or pregnant person standing on public transport and didn't offer your seat, despite being fine to stand.
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    Left your trolley in the middle of the car park instead of putting it away.
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    Joined in when people were being mean about someone, even though you thought that person was actually OK.
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    Posted a really unflattering photo of a friend because you looked good in it, even after they asked you not to.
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    Was friendly towards someone just because you needed something from them.
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    Ordered more expensive food than everyone else at a group meal, but then suggested you all split the bill evenly.
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    Dumped someone over text.
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    Took photos and videos on your phone for the vast majority of a concert.
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    Put recyclable rubbish in a regular bin even though a recycling one was nearby.
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    Deliberately spoiled a movie or TV show that had only been out a few days.
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    Stuck chewing gum under a table.
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    Put your bag on the seat next to you on a packed bus or train.
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    Didn't thank someone after they gave you a gift.
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    Replied “K” to a long text.
 
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