19 Hilarious Posts About Christmas That Will Definitely Make You Laugh
me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds."
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You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, "now ye must kiss me."
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"Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer
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do you think there was a 4th wiseman who gave baby Jesus a Lynx Africa set
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He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of the Data Protection Act (1998)
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According to this advent calendar I'm eating, Christmas was 5 minutes ago.
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My life is a lot like a Christmas Carol. Every night I try 3 different spirits and when I wake up i have to apologise to everyone.
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Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no! Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light
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Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits
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me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds"
