1. This change in your attitude.
Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls
2. And this important distinction.
hate the phrase "drunk words speak a sober mind" drunk me has a completely different agenda than sober me like i don't even really know her
3. This responsibility.
4. This summary of what happens during pre-drinks.
5. This complete and utter godsend.
if u try to send a drunk text and it ends up in your drafts thats the universe looking out for u
6. This cringe-worthy feeling.
7. And these mixed emotions.
8. This moment where you just get on with it.
when you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to toughen up because momma didn't raise a quitter
9. This reaction when other people are "drunk".
10. This accurate representation of you heading home.
11. This moment of true clarity.
12. And this one of total joy.
13. This photo that is basically you.
14. This skill all drunk people have tried to master.
Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
15. And this idea that makes total sense.
Red Bull and Vodka. Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake.
16. This very true pun.
17. This wine-induced realisation.
Me: I'm definitely over him Wine: No
18. And finally, this post-drinks reminiscing.
