Either way, you have impeccable taste.
Some things should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Will you be apple picking or visiting a haunted house?
Can you stomach black coffee?
Girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? Just reach in and head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars..."
"I then proceeded to double over and vomit ALL over the floor. Everywhere. It splattered onto every shoe and pant leg within a four-foot radius."
Have you fallen in love with autumnal dishes?
Teen movie tip number one: if someone says a party is fancy dress, they're lying to make a fool out of you.
Are you an adorkable klutz or a douchebag with a heart of gold?
Are you at the centre of attention or hanging around with the host's dog?
Frappuccino or pumpkin spice latte?
It's a real rollercoaster.
You can get the ~back to school~ feeling even when you're a grown-ass adult
It's a hotbed of embarrassing things waiting to happen.
They weren't lying when they said it was about sex.
Instead of cheeky innuendos like "soggy bottom'", a judge would say “this cake HAS A WET ASS.”
Unfortunately, scoring highly doesn't mean you get to date Peter Kavinsky.
Put these on when you're having a crappy day.
Are you pretty good with money?
Fish sticks or calamari?