Buzz·Posted on Apr 3, 201611 Charts About Tea That British People Will Understand InstantlyThe less time someone brews tea, the less you trust them.by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Nothing is as disheartening as getting a tea this colour. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed What fresh, milky hell is this? 2. And nothing low-key repulses you like seeing milk being put in first. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 3. Except for the sight of tea being heated in the microwave. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 4. At least you know that there are some people who you can trust with your tea needs. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed What noble, reliable people. 5. Seriously, they're the best people. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed Never let them go. 6. "Shall I put the kettle on?" is music to your ears as long as you're not the one saying it. Jasmin nahar / BuzzFeed 7. You have the whole biscuit dunking thing down to a fine art. Jasmin nahar / BuzzFeed 8. Which is why tampering with your tried and tested method makes you feel all wrong. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 9. A few hours without tea feels like an actual lifetime. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 10. This devastating occurrence has ruined many of your mornings. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed 11. But you know that this tragedy is bad enough to ruin your whole week. Jasmin Nahar / BuzzFeed R.i.P your favourite mug.