Follow dedicated dog Instagram accounts.Have a favourite dog social media account.Be constantly tagged on Facebook with anything to do with dogs.Always want the dog to win in talent shows.Always want the dog to survive in apocalypse movies.Cry because a dog died in a movie.Cry because a cartoon dog died in a movie.Cry just because, dogs.Gasp when you see a dog on the street.Wave and smile at every dog you see.Get nervous because you want the dog to like you.Take a photo when you see an especially nice dog.And then tell all your loved ones about it.Talk to dogs as if they're people.And ask them questions like "how was your day?"Imagine what dogs would sound like if they could speak.Have a number of celebrities' voices in mind for how you think each dog breed would talk.Ask to see loads of pictures whenever someone says they have a dog.If you have a dog, desperately hope someone will ask to see pictures of your pet.Donate to charities that help dogs.Get upset because you can't adopt all the rescue dogs in the world.Fancy someone more because they have a dog.Date someone partly because they have a dog.Be upset after a breakup because you'll really miss your ex's dog.Constantly watch cute dog videos.Cry when you see old dogs.Cry when you see young dogs, because they will one day become old.Call dogs "sweet fluffy angels".Or "furry children".Tell people you want dogs and not children.And mean it.Plan all the names of the dogs you will have.Ask someone their favourite dog breed as a way to judge them.But hate when someone asks you because you couldn't possibly choose.Seriously judge anyone who doesn't understand the appeal of dogs.But believe in your heart that if they met your dog, they would change their entire stance on the matter.Incorporate your dog's name into popular songs.And sing it to them.Dream of attending a dog's birthday party.Sometimes look up "dog birthday parties" and then get emotional about how nice it is.Definitely prefer dogs to people.Plan to google pictures of dogs after taking this quiz.
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