back to top

How Obsessed With Dogs Are You?

Are you a massive fan of dogs, or an impawstor?

Posted on
  1. Are You Truly Obsessed With Dogs?

    Thinkstock

    Tick off all the things you've done.

    Check
    Follow dedicated dog Instagram accounts.
    Check
    Have a favourite dog social media account.
    Check
    Be constantly tagged on Facebook with anything to do with dogs.
    Check
    Always want the dog to win in talent shows.
    Check
    Always want the dog to survive in apocalypse movies.
    Check
    Cry because a dog died in a movie.
    Check
    Cry because a cartoon dog died in a movie.
    Check
    Cry just because, dogs.
    Check
    Gasp when you see a dog on the street.
    Check
    Wave and smile at every dog you see.
    Check
    Get nervous because you want the dog to like you.
    Check
    Take a photo when you see an especially nice dog.
    Check
    And then tell all your loved ones about it.
    Check
    Talk to dogs as if they're people.
    Check
    And ask them questions like "how was your day?"
    Check
    Imagine what dogs would sound like if they could speak.
    Check
    Have a number of celebrities' voices in mind for how you think each dog breed would talk.
    Check
    Ask to see loads of pictures whenever someone says they have a dog.
    Check
    If you have a dog, desperately hope someone will ask to see pictures of your pet.
    Check
    Donate to charities that help dogs.
    Check
    Get upset because you can't adopt all the rescue dogs in the world.
    Check
    Fancy someone more because they have a dog.
    Check
    Date someone partly because they have a dog.
    Check
    Be upset after a breakup because you'll really miss your ex's dog.
    Check
    Constantly watch cute dog videos.
    Check
    Cry when you see old dogs.
    Check
    Cry when you see young dogs, because they will one day become old.
    Check
    Call dogs "sweet fluffy angels".
    Check
    Or "furry children".
    Check
    Tell people you want dogs and not children.
    Check
    And mean it.
    Check
    Plan all the names of the dogs you will have.
    Check
    Ask someone their favourite dog breed as a way to judge them.
    Check
    But hate when someone asks you because you couldn't possibly choose.
    Check
    Seriously judge anyone who doesn't understand the appeal of dogs.
    Check
    But believe in your heart that if they met your dog, they would change their entire stance on the matter.
    Check
    Incorporate your dog's name into popular songs.
    Check
    And sing it to them.
    Check
    Dream of attending a dog's birthday party.
    Check
    Sometimes look up "dog birthday parties" and then get emotional about how nice it is.
    Check
    Definitely prefer dogs to people.
    Check
    Plan to google pictures of dogs after taking this quiz.
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.