“My Humps” - A Literal Translation

“My bottom routinely drives men into paroxysms of desire, so much so, that they are incredibly friendly and generous. Since this has begun, they have purchased me jewelry from the world’s top producers, although I haven’t actually asked for any of it. What’s more, in their continued attempts to win my affection, they tell me how much they love my bottom, offering expensive, designer jeans as a means for me to make it more prominent. Admittedly, I reject their advances, but since they continue to shower me with goods, I continue to accept them, even as I am reluctant to commit to a relationship.”

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