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If You Are Single And Not Here For Cuffing Season You Will Relate To This

"I choose being single, because I love being alive."

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Ahem. Hello everybody, please take a seat because I have an important announcement to make.

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Now that I have your attention, I'd like to officially declare "cuffing season" as canceled.

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I know it may come as a shock to some of you, however, I don't make the rules I just report them!

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For those that are linguistically challenged in the colloquialisms of millennial slang, I'm here to help.

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"Cuffing season" refers to the time of year where singles trade in their casual dating habits for the prospect of locking down a monogamous mate for the holiday season.

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The theory goes that the holidays act as a catalyst for singles to seek romantic shelter from the bitter cold and perpetual loneliness.

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But I'm here to disclose that the lie detector test determined that is a lie!

Alternative facts!
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Alternative facts!

Now, we're not hating on those who decide to partake in the thirst-laden activities of the season.

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Go on all the ice skating dates, boo!

But I'm not here for the holiday bullcrap that tells us we NEED someone just cause the temperature drops and it's nightfall by 4 p.m.

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The truth of the matter is, there are plenty of reasons why one would willingly choose to be single during cuffing season.

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Perhaps you went through a shitty breakup and plan to reap the newfound perks of singlehood.

PSA: Cuffing season is cancelled this year and has been replaced with breakup then blackout season

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Whatever the case is, there are plenty of perks to being single during the joyous holiday season.

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For one, you're free to take the reigns at those booze-filled holiday parties full of hot singles.

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Girl, down that champs like no one's watching.

And if social mixers aren't your thing, you can always retreat to Tinder. Even though you told yourself you wouldn't.

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Listen, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Keeping it casual during the holidays also prevents you from dealing with dreadful family introductions.

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And the money saved on a hit-or-miss gift can be put into somebody more important (you).

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Treat yo self!

And being single means you've got time to work on yourself...and your flexing game.

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Respect the thirst trap.

Because do you really wanna deal with someone hogging the blankets? You know what else keeps you warm?

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So if anyone asks, you're living your best life and not looking back at the treacherous year.

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Dueces 2017!

So farewell cuffing season, it was fun while you lasted!

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That's what she said.

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