1. When our toxic relationships kept us up at night.
u ever lie awake at night wondering if ur friendships are genuine or if ppl are only talking to u and bringing you… https://t.co/sgnnyLtzHK
2. When everything you thought you knew about friendships was wrong.
friendships 15 years ago: "hello" "hi" friendships today: "will u come visit my campsite" "OH REALLY UR INVITING M… https://t.co/EWBTuXrBLw
3. When you just wanted an answer but they wanted to square up.
i hate on animal crossing when i go up to someone and they're like "what do you want" like ummmmmm i'm trying to se… https://t.co/gDeqRHlwnc
Fix that attitude or I'll fix it for you.
4. When the cows finally came home.
The characters in animal crossing coming to my campsite when i put out the furniture they like
5. When our President was over their bullshit too.
These pocket animal crossing animal people things. They aren't our friends. They're jerks. Who makes certain couch… https://t.co/3YehzORlam
6. The moment all the phonies joined forces to judge you from the comfort of YOUR living room.
The animal crossing characters waiting for me to come back to my campsite with a squid and a butterfly
7. When they took the phrase "kick your feet up" to a whole new level.
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (2017)
8. When they finally left your site only to go attend a tea party with all the other phonies.
my animal crossing characters after I send them home so a new one can visit
9. When style wasn't part of their vocabulary.
honestly over the needy bitches on animal crossing making me buy ugly ass furniture for my camp just because they c… https://t.co/SlrG3hnEoo
Look it up.
10. When they had their cake and ate it too.
Your animal crossing villager after you keep handing them items.
11. When student loans sounded like a better hell than friendship transactions.
the microtransactions in animal crossing are getting out of control
12. When we did the most just to see our friends happy.
sex is cool but have you ever seen the animal crossing character's faces light up as you show them around your camp… https://t.co/A2V9F5ECNf
13. When you gave 'em a hand but they took the whole damn arm.
Characters in Animal Crossing are fake as hell. I’m running around collecting squids and butterflies for you but yo… https://t.co/LrVY0SHMa7
14. When suddenly they're blind and trespassing is a casual.
Animal Crossing is cool because a talking eagle will ask you to go get apples even though he standing right under a… https://t.co/rwKOZsPjmu
15. When they shamelessly tried to shoot their shot.
Hi This Is The Guy Who Visited Your Animal Crossing Campsite From 2 Nights Ago. Just Want 2 Let You Know I Have Feelings For You
"Is this allowed?"
16. And finally, when Twitter gave us the greatest understatement of 2017.
animal crossing teaches us that friendship is a two way street but sometimes you gotta put the effort in first
Now if you will, pack your shit and lose my camp coordinates you phonies.
