1. I'm A Busy Guy
You really think all nine seasons of The X-files are going to watch themselves?
2. I already know which character from Friends I am most similar too.
I've seen all the pointless and dumb quizzes already on this website. I already know which pizza topping is my spirit animal so do the world a favor and don't make another useless quiz.
3. Buzzfeed has already featured an almost identical article to the one you have written that a girl from high school who I have never spoken to but am friends with on Facebook shared two weeks ago.
Trust me, any idea you think is original or something different, somebody has already written about it. Thats a guarantee.