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21 Things Better Than Eating Candy Corn

You are what you trick-or-treat.

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1. Starvation.

I'd rather starve then eat candy corn tbh RT @Gresham_Major: Candy corn isn't awful to me it's just something I rather not eat.

breadwinna.@XXIGunSaluteFollow

I'd rather starve then eat candy corn tbh RT @Gresham_Major: Candy corn isn't awful to me it's just something I rather not eat.

1:45 PM - 25 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Eating candles.

"Want some candy corn?" "No thanks I'd rather go eat that decorative candle." -Me every Halloween

Delaney Unruh@trulyunruhlyFollow

"Want some candy corn?"
"No thanks I'd rather go eat that decorative candle."
-Me every Halloween

9:35 AM - 27 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Puking.

RT. this if you actually think candy corn tastes good. Smh....I would rather puke.

ur moms fave teen@baylorandbFollow

RT. this if you actually think candy corn tastes good. Smh....I would rather puke.

9:50 PM - 26 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Getting floss on Halloween.

I would rather get floss or a granola bar or raisins while trick-or-treating than candy corn. That stuff is seriously the worst.

Shake Bloodson@JakeMHudsonFollow

I would rather get floss or a granola bar or raisins while trick-or-treating than candy corn. That stuff is seriously the worst.

9:50 AM - 31 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Getting punched in the throat for every piece someone else eats.

I would rather be throat punched for every piece of candy corn you eat than have to actually eat it myself.

Alan Pate@Alan_Thomas1Follow

I would rather be throat punched for every piece of candy corn you eat than have to actually eat it myself.

12:29 PM - 26 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Eating Korn CDs.

They're selling candy corn for Easter now? Ugh, I'd rather eat a bag of real corn. Or corn flour. Or Korn CDs.

Writepop@WritepopFollow

They're selling candy corn for Easter now? Ugh, I'd rather eat a bag of real corn.

Or corn flour.

Or Korn CDs.

12:29 PM - 09 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. People throwing Vienna sausages at your kids.

I would rather you throw Vienna sausages at my kids than give them candy corn on Halloween!!! #turnyourporchlightoff

Zombie Matt Henson™@wife3kidsnodogsFollow

I would rather you throw Vienna sausages at my kids than give them candy corn on Halloween!!!
#turnyourporchlightoff

10:50 PM - 31 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Eating a live snake.

I would rather eat a live snake than candy corn. #Worst #Halloween #Candy #Ever

Uncle Jesse@JesseTStoltzFollow

I would rather eat a live snake than candy corn. #Worst #Halloween #Candy #Ever

12:40 PM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Passing kidney stones.

"@SoDamnTrue: everything makes sense now " cool but I'd still rather pass a kidney stone than eat candy corn

Dick Cronin@cronin_parkerFollow

"@SoDamnTrue: everything makes sense now " cool but I'd still rather pass a kidney stone than eat candy corn

8:07 PM - 14 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Scraping your tongue on concrete.

Nah I tasted some candy corn flavored drink last night. I'd rather scrape my tongue on concrete.

Kar's al Ghul@karyewestFollow

Nah I tasted some candy corn flavored drink last night. I'd rather scrape my tongue on concrete.

10:26 AM - 25 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Watching a 3D Tyler Perry movie with your eyes held open by Steve Harvey.

I rather watch a Tyler Perry movie in 3D with my eyes held open by Steve Harvey than to eat candy corn.

Cleavage Aficionado@NeekGoBaconFollow

I rather watch a Tyler Perry movie in 3D with my eyes held open by Steve Harvey than to eat candy corn.

11:39 PM - 13 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Eating poop.

I'd rather eat poop than Candy Corn

13. Chewing glass and sticking needles in your eyes for good measure.

Candy corn is back. I'd rather chew glass and stick needles in my eyes than eat that garbage.

FashionablyFit@LeslieDavieauFollow

Candy corn is back. I'd rather chew glass and stick needles in my eyes than eat that garbage.

6:18 PM - 14 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Hanging out with Ray J.

I'd rather hang out with Ray J then eat a bag of candy corn

Ricky Smith@RickoniaFollow

I'd rather hang out with Ray J then eat a bag of candy corn

10:19 AM - 30 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Cooking your parents into chili.

I'd rather cook my parents into chili than eat candy corn

Puddin'@PuddougFollow

I'd rather cook my parents into chili than eat candy corn

9:55 PM - 07 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Poking your eyes out with rusty spoons.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with rusty spoons then eat candy corn

AJV@ashleyvechesFollow

I'd rather poke my eyes out with rusty spoons then eat candy corn

7:10 PM - 09 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Sawing your own arms and legs off.

I would rather saw my own arms and legs off than eat candy corn... #theworst #sogross

Trevor@trevorjackswanFollow

I would rather saw my own arms and legs off than eat candy corn... #theworst #sogross

4:13 PM - 30 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Eating LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

Things I'd rather eat than candy corn: a carton of expired sour cream, my hand, a gun, anything.

Greg Tepper@TepperFollow

Things I'd rather eat than candy corn: a carton of expired sour cream, my hand, a gun, anything.

3:06 PM - 18 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Slicing open your stomach and jump-roping with your own intestines.

Does anyone actually like candy corn? Personally, I'd rather slice open my stomach and jump rope with my own intestines than eat candy corn.

Ariana Grande@ArianaGrandeFollow

Does anyone actually like candy corn? Personally, I'd rather slice open my stomach and jump rope with my own intestines than eat candy corn.

5:52 PM - 31 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Dying.

If I were in a life or death situation & I had to eat Candy Corn to stay alive.. I'd rather die.

Mario Farfan@SuperMarioBRUHFollow

If I were in a life or death situation & I had to eat Candy Corn to stay alive.. I'd rather die.

8:46 PM - 30 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Dying...in a fire.

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would rather die in a fire than eat candy corn. #ShitXanderSays

???@MisterNorthwestFollow

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would rather die in a fire than eat candy corn. #ShitXanderSays

8:52 PM - 24 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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