2. Eating candles.
4. Getting floss on Halloween.
5. Getting punched in the throat for every piece someone else eats.
6. Eating Korn CDs.
7. People throwing Vienna sausages at your kids.
8. Eating a live snake.
9. Passing kidney stones.
10. Scraping your tongue on concrete.
11. Watching a 3D Tyler Perry movie with your eyes held open by Steve Harvey.
13. Chewing glass and sticking needles in your eyes for good measure.
14. Hanging out with Ray J.
15. Cooking your parents into chili.
16. Poking your eyes out with rusty spoons.
17. Sawing your own arms and legs off.
18. Eating LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
19. Slicing open your stomach and jump-roping with your own intestines.
21. Dying…in a fire.
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