1. Starvation.
I'd rather starve then eat candy corn tbh RT @Gresham_Major: Candy corn isn't awful to me it's just something I rather not eat.
2. Eating candles.
"Want some candy corn?" "No thanks I'd rather go eat that decorative candle." -Me every Halloween
3. Puking.
RT. this if you actually think candy corn tastes good. Smh....I would rather puke.
4. Getting floss on Halloween.
I would rather get floss or a granola bar or raisins while trick-or-treating than candy corn. That stuff is seriously the worst.
5. Getting punched in the throat for every piece someone else eats.
I would rather be throat punched for every piece of candy corn you eat than have to actually eat it myself.
6. Eating Korn CDs.
They're selling candy corn for Easter now? Ugh, I'd rather eat a bag of real corn. Or corn flour. Or Korn CDs.
7. People throwing Vienna sausages at your kids.
I would rather you throw Vienna sausages at my kids than give them candy corn on Halloween!!! #turnyourporchlightoff
8. Eating a live snake.
I would rather eat a live snake than candy corn. #Worst #Halloween #Candy #Ever
9. Passing kidney stones.
"@SoDamnTrue: everything makes sense now " cool but I'd still rather pass a kidney stone than eat candy corn
10. Scraping your tongue on concrete.
Nah I tasted some candy corn flavored drink last night. I'd rather scrape my tongue on concrete.
11. Watching a 3D Tyler Perry movie with your eyes held open by Steve Harvey.
I rather watch a Tyler Perry movie in 3D with my eyes held open by Steve Harvey than to eat candy corn.
12. Eating poop.
I'd rather eat poop than Candy Corn
13. Chewing glass and sticking needles in your eyes for good measure.
Candy corn is back. I'd rather chew glass and stick needles in my eyes than eat that garbage.
14. Hanging out with Ray J.
I'd rather hang out with Ray J then eat a bag of candy corn
15. Cooking your parents into chili.
I'd rather cook my parents into chili than eat candy corn
16. Poking your eyes out with rusty spoons.
I'd rather poke my eyes out with rusty spoons then eat candy corn
17. Sawing your own arms and legs off.
I would rather saw my own arms and legs off than eat candy corn... #theworst #sogross
18. Eating LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
Things I'd rather eat than candy corn: a carton of expired sour cream, my hand, a gun, anything.
19. Slicing open your stomach and jump-roping with your own intestines.
Does anyone actually like candy corn? Personally, I'd rather slice open my stomach and jump rope with my own intestines than eat candy corn.
20. Dying.
If I were in a life or death situation & I had to eat Candy Corn to stay alive.. I'd rather die.
21. Dying...in a fire.
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would rather die in a fire than eat candy corn. #ShitXanderSays
BYE FELICIA.
