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19 Tweets About Tinder That'll Actually Make You Laugh

"What idiot named it Tinder and not Quickiepedia?"

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According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet

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When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.

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*finds soulmate* *swipes left in hopes of finding a hotter soulmate*

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Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way

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You're using Tinder to make friends? That's cool, I'm at the bus stop waiting for a train.

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What idiot named it Tinder and not Quickiepedia?

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"Tinder is ridiculous. People should be forming relationships in real life," I tweet

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If you swipe Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A on Tinder you unlock your soulmate.

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A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet

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Tinder is great if you want to simulate the feeling of being rejected by women without having to leave the comfort of your own house

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i love weird tinder [swipes left on a hot girl] [swipes right on a crayon drawing of a dog] [it's a match] oh hell yeah

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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

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Tinder is what happens when you feed eHarmony Bud Light Lime-A-Rita after midnight

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Congratulations! You have a new match on Tinder!

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Date: So… Tinder, huh? Me: Yup. Date: … Me: This is kind of awkward. Date: Maybe we should’ve used real pictures. Me: You think so, MOM?

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"I would kill on tinder" -psychopath, blending in perfectly.

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"You guys on tinder?" - fun thing to say to people burning at the stake

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Your Tinder date didn't go well? That's so weird. You'd think someone using GPS technology to fuck strangers would be 100% balanced.

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