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14 Tweets About J.K. Rowling Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Out Loud

"How sick would it be if J.K. Rowling's name was Just Kidding?"

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[on first date with JK Rowling] JK: I've already told you twice I can't get you into Hogwarts. It's not even real. ME: Did you just wink

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how sick would it be if jk rowling’s name was just kidding

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ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter

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JK ROWLING: there is a school caled hogwarts, studnets learn magic ME: ok JK ROWLING: theres no tuition & no student debt ME: SO IT IS MAGIC

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Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.

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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great

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*jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis

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Reminder that wizards SHAT THEMSELVES FOR CENTURIES BEFORE MUGGLES INVENTED PLUMBING. WTF JK ROWLING.

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Harry Potter had a spell for defogging his glasses but not for eliminating the need for glasses

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FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

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Gryffindor: Do what is right Ravenclaw: Do what is wise Hufflepuff: Do what is kind Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

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how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling

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2159 people have died running into walls at train stations since the Harry Potter series began.

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Call me when Serious Rowling writes a book.