Comedy·Posted on Oct 18, 201531 Tweets About Halloween That'll Actually Make You LaughMore like trick or tweet, amirite?by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh The scariest Halloween costume I can think of is "regular adult who wants to show you how well they play piano" 08:17 PM - 31 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lorde @lordemusic people keep asking me what i will be for halloween and my answer is that i am halloween 10:22 PM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla Skeletons are a weird costume cuz you already got one of those in your body you're pretty much a bone oreo with skin frosting dude 01:39 PM - 29 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit Halloween is just a scam by Big Cobweb to sell more big cobwebs. 02:39 AM - 24 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. september22 @hodgesboi15 If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die 02:51 AM - 12 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. anti joke apple @antijokeapple there are two types of girls on Halloween 12:19 AM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Trevor S @trevso_electric If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy. 01:37 PM - 27 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. mustard @nice_mustard "daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan 05:58 PM - 23 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. tara shoe @tarashoe love seeing the creative halloween costumes, like "cold nurse", "cold schoolgirl", "shivering female superhero", "uncomfortably chilly pirat 07:43 AM - 25 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 9GAG @9GAG Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life. 02:00 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. PapeяWash© @PaperWash idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school 03:51 AM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Danny Zuker @DannyZuker My daughters used to wear inappropriately sexy costumes for Halloween but now that they're 16 they only dress that way all the time. 09:07 PM - 27 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys Friend: "what should I be for Halloween? Me: "my designated driver" 04:00 AM - 11 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande me: I think I'm gonna throw a halloween party mom: oh good I'll get my coffins out of storage 06:28 AM - 20 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt 4 kids dressed as the Ninja Turtles just came to my door and I gave Raph and Mikey better candy because I'm a god damn American. 10:47 PM - 31 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys Girls at halloween parties 12:45 AM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope *Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall* WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME 01:42 AM - 22 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Scary Terry F @daemonic3 One year dad dressed as "World's Greatest Ninja" for Halloween and it was so good we haven't seen him since. 04:24 PM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare Congrats to "Monster Mash" on winning the VMA for "Best Halloween Song" for the 52nd consecutive year 01:41 AM - 25 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Anthony @VERSAUCIN Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice 11:00 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin My Halloween name is my regular name because it scares people regularly 05:45 PM - 28 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Common White Girl @girlposts for halloween im just gonna be angry 07:14 PM - 10 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. brent @murrman5 *opens door* trick or treat? "It's October 14th" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* "touché" 01:17 AM - 15 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. spooky issa @twaimz "halloween isn't a month long holiday" me: 10:44 PM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ♡ Man Who Loves U ♡ @SortaBad [getting dressed for Halloween party] *puts on a garbage can costume* "Hey honey look, I'm going dressed up as your tweets!" 05:13 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS: SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP SLUTTY SKELETON SLUTTY TARGET LADY SLUTTY GREMLIN SLUTTY CASHIER SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE 03:26 AM - 09 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec Today is Halloween. Or as Lady Gaga calls it, amateur night. 05:55 PM - 31 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. rob delaney @robdelaney For Halloween I'm going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly & put it back on the shelf. 10:31 PM - 20 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Grimm Monte @KimmyMonte haunted house idea: u walking down a narrow hallway w Cheerios stuck to ur sweatpants while your ex and his new family walk in front of u 11:26 AM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. God @TheTweetOfGod Check out My costume! It was surprisingly easy to make. 09:29 PM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Greg Dorris @GregDorris Halloween is a great reminder that “just being yourself” is horrible. 04:21 PM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite