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17 Tweets About Shakespeare Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it's my parents yelling at each other because my dad's been taking a shit for over an hour."

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Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain

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Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo

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I've long asserted that Ophelia's suicide could have been prevented if anyone, ever, had told Hamlet to shut the fu… https://t.co/KOkTnFrE4k

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The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it's my parents yelling at each other because my dad's been taking a shit for over an hour

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- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7

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Of course i know Hamlet. My favorite scene? Oh it's when the uh… human king… gets… killed in a stampede.

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Shakespeare: I wonder how much further language will progress in 400 years? Twitter:

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Shall I compare thee to a sun and tree emoji?

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(Macbeth and lady Macbeth) "I killed King Duncan" Macbeth wtf!! "You told me to!!" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage

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it's like someone was googling the bachelorette when they suddenly remembered they had a book report due

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"It is the east. And Juliet is the sun. Now she an eggplant. Now she a goat. Now she a dog" -Romeo, if Juliet had snapchat

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McDonalds: what'll u have today Me: how about a macbeth McDonalds: *leans in way too close* something wicked this way comes *draws sword*

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millennial: Netflix & chill, bae Shakespeare: what a waste of youth loch ness monster: fukken shut up Shakespeare you invented the word puke

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to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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