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[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?
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it's the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can't afford my tuition
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.
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Check out my $1,000 tv stand
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The difference a college degree makes in the job market: NO DEGREE: Ain't nobody hiring me DEGREE: Nobody is hiring me
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im not crying theres just overpriced college education in my eye
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College be like Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $983 Air: $3,274 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,284 The sun: $3,381
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I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
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Studying tudying udying u dying U DYING?!?! COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
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As a college student my favorite words are "free" and "cancelled"
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I went to college in California "Oh cool, UCLA?" no, stayed on campus mostly
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Oh my god, Becky. Look at her student loan debt.
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A Pixar movie about Marlin trying to put his son through fish college called Funding Nemo.
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Do math majors graduate with degrees or radians?
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I'm really glad I went to college and got a degree that allows me to understand that I'll never have enough money.
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Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees.
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[college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?
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"What's college like?"
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leak college textbook pdf files not nudes
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My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
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[space shuttle] Smith: Approaching Bode's Galaxy- Jones: Wait, a transmission from Earth Transmitter: Smith, it's your student loan officer
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One day son, all this will be yours *gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*
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TV show about twin fetuses in a frat called "College Wombmates." Start the bidding, Hollywood
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college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here