1. On being the best:
I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is put my phone down somewhere just around here honest and not be able to find it again.
Neil Gaiman@neilhimselfFollow
I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is put my phone down somewhere just around here honest and not be able to find it again.
7:55 AM - 09 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2. On Tumblr:
My spellchecker just softly and silently corrected "tumblr" to "tumor". And I thought, WHAT DOES IT KNOW THAT I DO NOT?
My spellchecker just softly and silently corrected "tumblr" to "tumor". And I thought, WHAT DOES IT KNOW THAT I DO NOT?
6:40 PM - 23 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. On the break of day:
Morning has broken. But we've glued it back together again and are confident no one will notice.
Morning has broken. But we've glued it back together again and are confident no one will notice.
10:08 AM - 16 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. On his dog:
My dog just said "woof". He didn't bark. He said "Woof". Like someone who doesn't know what dogs sound like. Then he looked embarrassed.
My dog just said "woof". He didn't bark. He said "Woof". Like someone who doesn't know what dogs sound like. Then he looked embarrassed.
10:03 PM - 20 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. On Occupy Wall Street:
I think there should be an Occupy Gallifrey. "Because 0.000001% of the people have 99.99999% of the Time."
I think there should be an Occupy Gallifrey. "Because 0.000001% of the people have 99.99999% of the Time."
11:58 AM - 10 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
6. On Earth's birthday:
HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
12:25 PM - 22 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. On Coraline:
He did WHAT? RT @impossible_who: OMG I had no idea that @neilhimself wrote coraline!😮
He did WHAT? RT @impossible_who: OMG I had no idea that @neilhimself wrote coraline!
9:19 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8. On The Dark Knight Rises:
The Dark Knight Rises was remarkable. Oscar nomworthy. I was impressed. Also things went boom and there was hitting.
The Dark Knight Rises was remarkable. Oscar nomworthy. I was impressed. Also things went boom and there was hitting.
10:34 PM - 16 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. On interpreting signs:
Do Not Tickle The Ooze sign.
Do Not Tickle The Ooze sign.
10:15 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. On Friday the 13th:
It's Friday the 13th! Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.
It's Friday the 13th! Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.
12:43 AM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. On what his Australian obituary would be:
Although his beard looked like someone had glued it on & his hair would have been unconvincing as a wig, he married a rockstar #MyOzObituary
Although his beard looked like someone had glued it on & his hair would have been unconvincing as a wig, he married a rockstar #MyOzObituary
11:51 PM - 29 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
12. On editors:
Only because we ate the ones who displeased us. RT @rbp77: because inside every writer, there is a sub-editor.
Only because we ate the ones who displeased us. RT @rbp77: because inside every writer, there is a sub-editor.
1:44 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. On the Philippines:
#itsmorefuninthephilippines hashtag is a true one. They applaud loudly and hug you a lot.
#itsmorefuninthephilippines hashtag is a true one. They applaud loudly and hug you a lot.
1:26 AM - 06 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. On having his life together:
To anyone who thinks "that Neil Gaiman, he is a smart person who has his life together", I seem to have left my MacAir charger on a plane.
To anyone who thinks "that Neil Gaiman, he is a smart person who has his life together", I seem to have left my MacAir charger on a plane.
6:43 PM - 19 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. On Walmart:
I have been to WalMart at midnight, & returned with a rawhide bone. I have been to Walmart at midnight, & you should not go there alone.
I have been to WalMart at midnight, & returned with a rawhide bone. I have been to Walmart at midnight, & you should not go there alone.
1:33 AM - 19 Dec 10ReplyRetweetFavorite
16. On people in the universe:
Good night universe. Tomorrow I shall do my best to love everybody in you, unless they are trying to kill me with guns, bombs or tentacles.
Good night universe. Tomorrow I shall do my best to love everybody in you, unless they are trying to kill me with guns, bombs or tentacles.
2:04 AM - 14 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. On being clumsy:
If you're especially brilliant and not at all clumsy you can spray handsoap over your jacket moments before appearing on Swedish television.
If you're especially brilliant and not at all clumsy you can spray handsoap over your jacket moments before appearing on Swedish television.
7:41 AM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. On his break from Twitter:
Two more days and my Twitter Holiday is over. This tweet did or didn't happen. #SchroedingersTweet
Two more days and my Twitter Holiday is over. This tweet did or didn't happen. #SchroedingersTweet
12:04 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19. And on what he thinks of himself:
I think he should write faster. And get a haircut. RT @pottertardis: @neilhimself what do you think about neil gaiman
I think he should write faster. And get a haircut. RT @pottertardis: @neilhimself what do you think about neil gaiman
5:57 PM - 19 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
