1. On being the best:
I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is put my phone down somewhere just around here honest and not be able to find it again.
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I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is put my phone down somewhere just around here honest and not be able to find it again.
7:55 AM - 09 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2. On Tumblr:
My spellchecker just softly and silently corrected "tumblr" to "tumor". And I thought, WHAT DOES IT KNOW THAT I DO NOT?
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My spellchecker just softly and silently corrected "tumblr" to "tumor". And I thought, WHAT DOES IT KNOW THAT I DO NOT?
6:40 PM - 23 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. On the break of day:
Morning has broken. But we've glued it back together again and are confident no one will notice.
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Morning has broken. But we've glued it back together again and are confident no one will notice.
10:08 AM - 16 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
4. On his dog:
My dog just said "woof". He didn't bark. He said "Woof". Like someone who doesn't know what dogs sound like. Then he looked embarrassed.
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My dog just said "woof". He didn't bark. He said "Woof". Like someone who doesn't know what dogs sound like. Then he looked embarrassed.
10:03 PM - 20 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. On Occupy Wall Street:
I think there should be an Occupy Gallifrey. "Because 0.000001% of the people have 99.99999% of the Time."
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I think there should be an Occupy Gallifrey. "Because 0.000001% of the people have 99.99999% of the Time."
11:58 AM - 10 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
6. On Earth's birthday:
HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
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HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
12:25 PM - 22 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. On Coraline:
He did WHAT? RT @impossible_who: OMG I had no idea that @neilhimself wrote coraline!😮
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He did WHAT? RT @impossible_who: OMG I had no idea that @neilhimself wrote coraline!
9:19 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8. On The Dark Knight Rises:
The Dark Knight Rises was remarkable. Oscar nomworthy. I was impressed. Also things went boom and there was hitting.
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The Dark Knight Rises was remarkable. Oscar nomworthy. I was impressed. Also things went boom and there was hitting.
10:34 PM - 16 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. On interpreting signs:
Do Not Tickle The Ooze sign.
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Do Not Tickle The Ooze sign.
10:15 AM - 15 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. On Friday the 13th:
It's Friday the 13th! Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.
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It's Friday the 13th! Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.
12:43 AM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. On what his Australian obituary would be:
Although his beard looked like someone had glued it on & his hair would have been unconvincing as a wig, he married a rockstar #MyOzObituary
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Although his beard looked like someone had glued it on & his hair would have been unconvincing as a wig, he married a rockstar #MyOzObituary
11:51 PM - 29 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite
12. On editors:
Only because we ate the ones who displeased us. RT @rbp77: because inside every writer, there is a sub-editor.
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Only because we ate the ones who displeased us. RT @rbp77: because inside every writer, there is a sub-editor.
1:44 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. On the Philippines:
#itsmorefuninthephilippines hashtag is a true one. They applaud loudly and hug you a lot.
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#itsmorefuninthephilippines hashtag is a true one. They applaud loudly and hug you a lot.
1:26 AM - 06 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
14. On having his life together:
To anyone who thinks "that Neil Gaiman, he is a smart person who has his life together", I seem to have left my MacAir charger on a plane.
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To anyone who thinks "that Neil Gaiman, he is a smart person who has his life together", I seem to have left my MacAir charger on a plane.
6:43 PM - 19 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. On Walmart:
I have been to WalMart at midnight, & returned with a rawhide bone. I have been to Walmart at midnight, & you should not go there alone.
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I have been to WalMart at midnight, & returned with a rawhide bone. I have been to Walmart at midnight, & you should not go there alone.
1:33 AM - 19 Dec 10ReplyRetweetFavorite
16. On people in the universe:
Good night universe. Tomorrow I shall do my best to love everybody in you, unless they are trying to kill me with guns, bombs or tentacles.
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Good night universe. Tomorrow I shall do my best to love everybody in you, unless they are trying to kill me with guns, bombs or tentacles.
2:04 AM - 14 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. On being clumsy:
If you're especially brilliant and not at all clumsy you can spray handsoap over your jacket moments before appearing on Swedish television.
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If you're especially brilliant and not at all clumsy you can spray handsoap over your jacket moments before appearing on Swedish television.
7:41 AM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18. On his break from Twitter:
Two more days and my Twitter Holiday is over. This tweet did or didn't happen. #SchroedingersTweet
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Two more days and my Twitter Holiday is over. This tweet did or didn't happen. #SchroedingersTweet
12:04 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19. And on what he thinks of himself:
I think he should write faster. And get a haircut. RT @pottertardis: @neilhimself what do you think about neil gaiman
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I think he should write faster. And get a haircut. RT @pottertardis: @neilhimself what do you think about neil gaiman
5:57 PM - 19 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite