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Here's What Happens When You Reply To OkCupid Guys With "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Quotes

My inner goddess swipes right.

E. L. James' romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey has become a "worldwide phenomenon" but is often criticized as poorly written.

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So I decided to create an OkCupid profile and reply to matches exclusively with Fifty Shades of Grey quotes to see how they'd react.

This guy was into it.

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So was this guy.

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Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed

This guy was confused.

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We're not sure either, E. L. James.

This guy got philosophical.

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Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed

This guy ignored Christian Grey's warning.

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This guy gave some surprisingly good advice.

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Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed

This guy wasn't sure what was going on, but thought it had to be about sex.

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This guy was real smooth about it.

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This guy impressively figured it out right away.

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This guy just went for it.

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Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed

...I mean, really went for it.

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Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed

And this guy knew what was up before I even said anything.

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