2.
...And Dumbledore is Ron.
3.
Draco should never use tampons.
4.
Professor McGonagall is a Death Eater.
5.
Hermione is Snape's daughter and suddenly a pureblood.
6.
Ginny Weasley is Draco's slave.
7.
Tonks is Harry's slave.
8.
Voldemort is Harry's father.
10.
Is Lily Potter actually Snape?!
11.
Hufflepuff is the stoner house.
12.
Sirius Black is Hermione's father.
13.
Death Eaters are the KKK.
14.
Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
15.
Filch is McGonagall's son.
16.
But most importantly, Malfoy is our queen.