16 Of The Weirdest Google Searches About Harry Potter

You do you, Autocomplete.

Posted on January 16, 2015, 18:05 GMT

Jarry Lee

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Ron Weasley is Dumbledore and/or Ed Sheeran.

2. ...And Dumbledore is Ron.

It's a real theory.

3. Draco should never use tampons.

Was this ever an issue?!

4. Professor McGonagall is a Death Eater.

5. Hermione is Snape's daughter and suddenly a pureblood.

Also, "Hermione is Draco's slave fanfiction"?!

6. Ginny Weasley is Draco's slave.

Not this again.

7. Tonks is Harry's slave.

Beginning to see a recurring theme here.

8. Voldemort is Harry's father.

That could get a little awkward. Just a bit.

9. Is the Sorting Hat a Horcrux?

10. Is Lily Potter actually Snape?!

#conspiracy #illuminati

11. Hufflepuff is the stoner house.

12. Sirius Black is Hermione's father.

13. Death Eaters are the KKK.

14. Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

I mean, let's be real, he probably should have.

15. Filch is McGonagall's son.

16. But most importantly, Malfoy is our queen.

#bowdownbitches

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