1. Ron Weasley is Dumbledore and/or Ed Sheeran.
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2. ...And Dumbledore is Ron.
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It's a real theory.
3. Draco should never use tampons.
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Was this ever an issue?!
4. Professor McGonagall is a Death Eater.
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5. Hermione is Snape's daughter and suddenly a pureblood.
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Also, "Hermione is Draco's slave fanfiction"?!
6. Ginny Weasley is Draco's slave.
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Not this again.
7. Tonks is Harry's slave.
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Beginning to see a recurring theme here.
8. Voldemort is Harry's father.
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That could get a little awkward. Just a bit.
9. Is the Sorting Hat a Horcrux?
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10. Is Lily Potter actually Snape?!
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#conspiracy #illuminati
11. Hufflepuff is the stoner house.
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12. Sirius Black is Hermione's father.
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13. Death Eaters are the KKK.
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14. Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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I mean, let's be real, he probably should have.
15. Filch is McGonagall's son.
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16. But most importantly, Malfoy is our queen.
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#bowdownbitches
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