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Jan 16, 2015

16 Of The Weirdest Google Searches About Harry Potter

You do you, Autocomplete.

1. Ron Weasley is Dumbledore and/or Ed Sheeran.

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2. ...And Dumbledore is Ron.

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It's a real theory.

3. Draco should never use tampons.

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Was this ever an issue?!

4. Professor McGonagall is a Death Eater.

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5. Hermione is Snape's daughter and suddenly a pureblood.

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Also, "Hermione is Draco's slave fanfiction"?!

6. Ginny Weasley is Draco's slave.

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Not this again.

7. Tonks is Harry's slave.

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Beginning to see a recurring theme here.

8. Voldemort is Harry's father.

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That could get a little awkward. Just a bit.

9. Is the Sorting Hat a Horcrux?

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10. Is Lily Potter actually Snape?!

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#conspiracy #illuminati

11. Hufflepuff is the stoner house.

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12. Sirius Black is Hermione's father.

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13. Death Eaters are the KKK.

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14. Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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I mean, let's be real, he probably should have.

15. Filch is McGonagall's son.

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16. But most importantly, Malfoy is our queen.

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#bowdownbitches

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