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If you are interested in quizzes with happy endings, you would be better off taking some other quiz. In this quiz, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

The Hardest "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" Quiz You'll Ever Take

Count Olaf uses the name Al Funcoot to write "The Marvelous Marriage" in the first book.

Al Funcoot!

Under what name did Count Olaf write the play "The Marvelous Marriage"?

Uncle Monty makes a coconut cream cake for the Baudelaires in the second book.

Coconut cream cake!

What kind of cake does Uncle Monty make for the Baudelaires?

Lucky Smells Lumbermill uses wood from The Finite Forest, which surrounds the town.

The Finite Forest!

Near which of these places is the Lucky Smells Lumbermill located?

Mrs. Morrow is not a teacher at the Prufrock Preparatory School, but instead lives in the Village of Fowl Devotees and appears in the seventh book.

Mrs. Morrow!

Who is not a teacher at Prufrock Preparatory School?

The Ersatz Elevator is located inside 667 Dark Avenue. "Ersatz" is a word which here means "there is still time to turn back and stop taking this quiz."

667 Dark Avenue!

Where is the Ersatz Elevator located?

Bertrand Baudelaire was the Baudelaire orphans' father.

Bertrand!

Who is the Baudelaire orphans' father?

Madama Lulu's real name was Olivia Caliban.

Olivia!

What was Madame Lulu's real name?

Beatrice Baudelaire was Snicket's former fiancée.

Beatrice!

Who did Lemony Snicket love?

The Quagmire triplets' names are Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley.

Hugo!

Which of these is not the name of one of the Quagmire triplets?

Paltryville is not located in the Hinterlands.

Paltryville!

Which of these places is not located in The Hinterlands?

The hook-handed man's real name is Fernald.

Fernald!

What is the hook-handed man's real name?

The Denoument triplets' names are Dewey, Ernest, and Frank.

Charles!

Which of these is not the name of one of the Denouement triplets?

Snicket's parents left him at Valorous Farms Dairy, where he was raised by cheesemakers.

Valorous Farms Dairy!

Where is Lemony Snicket believed to be born?

I regret to inform you that you have failed this quiz. "Failed" is a word which here means "would have been better off taking another quiz, preferably one containing less misery and woe."

I do not know whether to congratulate or pity you for possessing so much knowledge about such unfortunate events.

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