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27 Tweets About Donald Trump That'll Actually Make You Laugh

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"As president, what would be your first executive order?" TRUMP: I'd re-enact Uptrump "What's Uptrump?" TRUMP: ...

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Who Wore It Better: The vitriolic Donald Trump or the venomous Southern Flannel Moth Caterpillar

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[baby's first words] baby: d-d-d dad: dada? baby: d-d-d-dONALD TRUMP 2016

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I imagine one person saying the first and then a second person asking the next three with increasing incredulity

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"Donald Trump is what this country ne-"

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Donald Trump is like if Homer Simpson inherited all of Mr. Burns' money

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TRUMP: I just killed & ate a homeless man MEDIA: You're a monster TRUMP: This sort of political correctness is what's ruining our country

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how many times do you think Donald Trump has yelled at a Triscuit for having sharp edges

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Donald Trump always looks like he just farted in an elevator as other people are getting on

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I feel like all of Donald Trump's core memories are him yelling at bags of money

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TRUMP: i invented immigration DEBATE MODERATOR: what T: i invented soap DM: mr trump— T: i invented calculus DM: sir— T: i invented sushi

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The Trump candidacy is a Veep storyline that would have been discarded for being too absurd even for an HBO comedy

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Trump: I am Hillary's worst nightmare. Hillary: [wakes in cold sweat] I had the nightmare again Bill: The Trump one? Hillary: No, spiders

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Donald Trump is like if a Yosemite Sam mudflap was a person

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Me: I hate Care Bears Donald Trump: I hate Care Bears Me:

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New study finds Trump supporters have the worst grammar on Facebook. He should change his slogan to "Me Gonna Make America Well Again."

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Donald Trump does not like cabbage and look how he turned out

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I was gonna change my Twitter name to something scary for Halloween, but "Newly Elected President Trump" was too many characters

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If I had Donald Trump's hair I'd be cautious about running

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That horrible moment you realise the twitter logo upside down looks like Donald Trump.

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If Donald Trump is elected president he will top the Washington Monument with another horizontal section to form a Trump "T".

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why would I read Infinite Jest when I've read Donald Trump's entire Twitter, which is almost 300,000 characters longer

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Donald Trump will bring to the presidency what the early leaders of America did: fake hair.

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Donald Trump is like if wind-chimes were a person.

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Donald Trump. Donald T. Don T. Don't.

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