24 Hilarious Tweets Every Book Lover Will Appreciate

“I used to love correcting people’s grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.”

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ALL ENGLISH BOOKS "We can't have them over for dinner." "Why ever not?" "The last time they visited, we still had money." Then, the War came

— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis)
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[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after" Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"

— Ollie Garch (@ojedge)
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"I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"

— dan mentos (@DanMentos)
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At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave.

— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly)
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I'm bringing paperback them other books don't know how to act *deletes account*

— Jarry (@jarry)
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I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff)
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I'm sorry Mrs Jackson (ooh) / it's our town's deal / sorry our stones made yr daughter die / but the lottery makes the corn grow high

— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln)
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If you don't touch your face in your author photo, readers might assume you don't have hands. "How did (s)he even write this?" they'll say.

— Mike Ingram (@mikeingram00)
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hey Dickens, were the times good or were they bad, you flip-flopping piece of garbage good-or-bad-times waffling ass motherfucker

— HALLOWEEN CARELORD (@Tormny_Pickeals)
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I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them

— halloween lindsey (@Lindzeta)
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me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me

— jomny sun (@jonnysun)
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Starting a cover band called "A Book" so no one can judge us.

— Scary Terry F (@daemonic3)
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Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom

— Vsauce (@tweetsauce)
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Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson)
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P. Didion

— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen)
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"The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note

— maura quint (@behindyourback)
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"Don't fav because it's over, RT because it happened.” — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably

— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron)
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Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn’t go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it

— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1)
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mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark

— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck)

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