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Wow, These Father's Day Book Jokes Are Dad As Fuck

"Hi Ishmael, I'm Dad." Thanks to #DadBooks on Twitter.

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On Thursday, Barnes & Noble started a Twitter game with the hashtag #DadBooks.

Use the tag #DadBooks to send us yr best, most fatherly book puns! The more #DadJoke in their corniness, the better.

People quickly jumped in with some very groan-worthy dad puns:

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The Girl Who’s Certainly Not Getting a Dragon Tattoo #DadBooks @BNBuzz

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I’m Not Twelve Angry Men, I’m Just Disappointed #DadBooks

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"Money Doesn't Grow on a Tree in Brooklyn!" @BNBuzz #DadBooks

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When I Was Your Age of Innocence #DadBooks

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Don't Make Me Turn This Streetcar Named Desire Around #DadBooks

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What Am I, The Giving Tree? #DadBooks @BNBuzz

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Their Eyes Were Watching Tom Brady #DadBooks

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@jarry 30,000 Fantasy Leagues Under the Sea #DadBooks

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"Watership Put That Down" #DadBooks

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Oh, the Places You'll Mow #DadBooks @BNBuzz

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#DadBooks I don't care if the devil wears Prada. If the devil jumped off a bridge, would you?

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Well played, Twitter.

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