1.
Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom
2.
[on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*
3.
Mixed emotions.
4.
"How did your grammar competition go?" I losed
5.
I just noticed a typo in a text I sent two days ago and now I have to move to a new city and change my name.
6.
Whom tryna send me nudes
7.
DAD: Your adopted. ME (through tears): *You're
8.
Of course I; know how to use a semicolon, how dare you;
9.
"Grammar" is a contraction for "grandmas are."
10.
“Bear with me” = be patient with me. “Bare with me” = get naked with me. Learn this so you don’t get sued for sexual harassment.
11.
People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood
12.
Who vs. whom grammar tip: Use "who" if you can substitute "he/she." Use "whom" if you're a pretentious douche who likes to sound smart.
13.
My Love, I have returned your letter of lust with grammatical corrections and notes on story structure. Refer to Campbell and MLA resources.
14.
I guess self-described "grammar nazis" aren't as strict with metaphor as they are with punctuation.
15.
I hate people who make grandma mistakes. "Don't you mean grammar mistakes?" *Slaps green Jello out from her hand* I know what I said.
16.
[after shipwreck] sends message in bottle: "trapped on island your my only hope pls send help" bottle returns 3 years later: "you're*"
17.
I knew that something was wrong with her when she corrected my grammar instead of judging my tweets.