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Dec 16, 2015

The 17 Funniest Tweets About Grammar In 2015

"People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood."

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom

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[on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*

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"How did your grammar competition go?" I losed

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I just noticed a typo in a text I sent two days ago and now I have to move to a new city and change my name.

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DAD: Your adopted. ME (through tears): *You're

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Of course I; know how to use a semicolon, how dare you;

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"Grammar" is a contraction for "grandmas are."

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“Bear with me” = be patient with me. “Bare with me” = get naked with me. Learn this so you don’t get sued for sexual harassment.

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People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood

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Who vs. whom grammar tip: Use "who" if you can substitute "he/she." Use "whom" if you're a pretentious douche who likes to sound smart.

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My Love, I have returned your letter of lust with grammatical corrections and notes on story structure. Refer to Campbell and MLA resources.

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I guess self-described "grammar nazis" aren't as strict with metaphor as they are with punctuation.

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I hate people who make grandma mistakes. "Don't you mean grammar mistakes?" *Slaps green Jello out from her hand* I know what I said.

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[after shipwreck] sends message in bottle: "trapped on island your my only hope pls send help" bottle returns 3 years later: "you're*"

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I knew that something was wrong with her when she corrected my grammar instead of judging my tweets.

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