The 17 Funniest Tweets About Grammar In 2015

“People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood.”

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Whom tryna send me nudes

— simba da gawd (@youknowsimba)
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DAD: Your adopted. ME (through tears): *You're

— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck)
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Of course I; know how to use a semicolon, how dare you;

— Michael (@Home_Halfway)
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"Grammar" is a contraction for "grandmas are."

— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart)
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“Bear with me” = be patient with me. “Bare with me” = get naked with me. Learn this so you don’t get sued for sexual harassment.

— Grammar YUNiversity (@The_YUNiversity)
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People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood

— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven)
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Who vs. whom grammar tip: Use "who" if you can substitute "he/she." Use "whom" if you're a pretentious douche who likes to sound smart.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)
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My Love, I have returned your letter of lust with grammatical corrections and notes on story structure. Refer to Campbell and MLA resources.

— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets)
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I guess self-described "grammar nazis" aren't as strict with metaphor as they are with punctuation.

— maura quint (@behindyourback)
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I hate people who make grandma mistakes. "Don't you mean grammar mistakes?" *Slaps green Jello out from her hand* I know what I said.

— Rolo XG ツ (@TheRolo)
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[after shipwreck] sends message in bottle: "trapped on island your my only hope pls send help" bottle returns 3 years later: "you're*"

— ➖ (@matt___nelson)
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I knew that something was wrong with her when she corrected my grammar instead of judging my tweets.

— mjkspeaks (@mjkspeaks)

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